On Friday the 10th of May at 11:45am, War was once again declared on Tablestan. This time however is was by a self-elected ruler of the UTSR (United Tables of Solicialist Republics).
However, the rest of the UTSR did not support this and instead allied with Tablestan to destroy this Tyrant. Less than ten minutes after his declaration he was splattered with paint and dirty water.
Later at 12:27pm, the high Priest learnt of this and entered the war on the side of Tablestan.
The DPROC also tried to covince Spiderstan to enter the war on our side but they declined, having no way to attack the USTR rebels.
This is the third declaration of war our nation has made this year and hopefully the last. We shall win this war however, as we have more allies, more combat experience, better military organisation and The Child watching over us just to name a few.
This is another war I am confident of winning. More updates on this conflict will appear soon.
-Jakob Morris, Military Commander in Chief
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