The Dissolution of Tablestan

Four weeks ago, Tablestan became independent from the DPROC as we were no longer capable of ruling it as a Childarian Colony. I, Jakob Morris was president of Tablestan until it's independence.
Tablestan became independent and there was much celebration. However, the only thing I think ever stopped Tablestan's collapse was the firm structure was the Childarian Government, and only one (Tablestani) year later the country collapsed.
All it's former power and influence was lost as the citizens stopped voting and began to migrate to other tables. Tablestan had lasted 6 months, seen 3 wars and multiple rulers but ultimately it's own independence collapsed the nation and the influence of The Tablestani Empire was lost.
As a result of this we will be issuing a new Tablestani Service Medal to those involved and those who assisted with Tablestani politics.

-Jakob Morris, Military Commander in Chief
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UTSR REBEL SURRENDERS

It is with great joy that I tell you that the UTSR Rebel has surrendered! At 10:58am today he announced his surrender to the DPROC, Tablestan and our allies.
Once again, the DPROC and Tablestan have triumphed over our enemies. As long as The Child watches over us we shall never lose!

-Jakob Morris, Military Commander in Chief
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THE DRPOC GOES BACK TO WAR

On Friday the 10th of May at 11:45am, War was once again declared on Tablestan. This time however is was by a self-elected ruler of the UTSR (United Tables of Solicialist Republics).
However, the rest of the UTSR did not support this and instead allied with Tablestan to destroy this Tyrant. Less than ten minutes after his declaration he was splattered with paint and dirty water.
Later at 12:27pm, the high Priest learnt of this and entered the war on the side of Tablestan.
The DPROC also tried to covince Spiderstan to enter the war on our side but they declined, having no way to attack the USTR rebels.
This is the third declaration of war our nation has made this year and hopefully the last. We shall win this war however, as we have more allies, more combat experience, better military organisation and The Child watching over us just to name a few.
This is another war I am confident of winning. More updates on this conflict will appear soon.
-Jakob Morris, Military Commander in Chief
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