TABLESTAN'S UNEASY PEACE

I'm sorry that this is so late-notice, but I must inform you that nearly a month ago, on Wednesday the 10th of April I lost my position as king of Tablestan apon the formation of the new Tablestani Republic.
This is because during the Civil War, I promised that if I won power would be given back to the people and democracy restored.
Even though I lost the war, public pressure caused Jack Madden to abdicate, ending the conflict and restoring an uneasy peace to Tablestan.
Also, on the 3rd of April, Greer McCarthy of Rose kingdom withdrew her declaration of war - effectively ending the conflict before it started and handing victory to the DPROC.
Once again the DPROC has struggled through another period of conflict, but with The Child watching over us we could never be defeated!
I am honoured to present this joyous news to you today!

- Jakob Morris, Military Commander in Chief
Saluez l' Enfant

First Childarian helicopter prototype constructed

On Saturday the 27th of April plans for the latest CAM design were made for the CAM MK C and C-2 helicopter.
The MK C is a paper model designed for service in our miniature army for use in dropping paratroopers and other cargo, an air ambulance, a ground attack aircraft, reconnaissance and many more not listed here.
Today at 0930 hours the MK C-1 prototype was constructed, and is yet to be tested.
Results from the tests will appear sometime in May.

- Jakob Morris, Military Commander in Chief
Saluez l' Enfant

SURRENDER OFFER REFUSED

Queen of Rose Kingdom, Greer McCarthy, has refused our offer for her unconditional surrender, instead replying:

Haha, the air force?

Be prepared for war because that's what is coming. This time I will be undefeated.

-Greer

Because of this the DPROC shall have to try other means to end the war, but it is a shame that it couldn't be resolved though non-violent strategies.

- Jakob Morris, Military Commander in Chief

Saluez l' Enfant

THE DPROC DECLARES WAR ON THE TABLESTANI REBELS

This war seems like it may just be the largest our nation has fought in yet, as we have just declared war on the Tablestani rebel, ex-monarch and murderer of erasers: Jack Madden.
Through multiple court trials, debates and cunning political maneuvers I succeeded in leading a revolution against the current king of Tablestan - Jack Madden I. After this coup I crowned myself King of the Tablestani Empire and made it a puppet state of the DPROC.
Shortly after my coronation, on Monday the 1st of April, Madden declared war, triggering a civil war between the two halves of Tablestan.
Apon hearing of this declaration, Spider Lord Ciaran of Spiderstan openly pledged his support for the DPROC, saying that if we needed support Spiderstan would willingly assist the DPROC in this war.
Today the DPROC has gained another enemy, and a possible ally to help in this crisis.
Continue to watch this blog for updates on the conflict.
- Jakob Morris, Military Commander in Chief
Saluez l' Enfant