THE DPROC DECLARES WAR ON THE TABLESTANI REBELS

This war seems like it may just be the largest our nation has fought in yet, as we have just declared war on the Tablestani rebel, ex-monarch and murderer of erasers: Jack Madden.
Through multiple court trials, debates and cunning political maneuvers I succeeded in leading a revolution against the current king of Tablestan - Jack Madden I. After this coup I crowned myself King of the Tablestani Empire and made it a puppet state of the DPROC.
Shortly after my coronation, on Monday the 1st of April, Madden declared war, triggering a civil war between the two halves of Tablestan.
Apon hearing of this declaration, Spider Lord Ciaran of Spiderstan openly pledged his support for the DPROC, saying that if we needed support Spiderstan would willingly assist the DPROC in this war.
Today the DPROC has gained another enemy, and a possible ally to help in this crisis.
Continue to watch this blog for updates on the conflict.
- Jakob Morris, Military Commander in Chief
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